Identification Friendly or Foe(IFF)

It has been a while since I last updated my brand new blog. Theres nothing much to write actually,for my life recently has been quite dull and boring and repetitive as a result of my University's policy of placing exams so close to one another. So i've decided to dig a few memorable moments from my near past and write it down,so it will gloriously go down the annals of military history and will always be a lesson for future generations(ape aku merepek ni).

1.Wrong ID.
One day about a month ago just before the UGS exam,I was walking peacefully down a long straight road minding my own business texting my dear friend talking on the telephone when i realised that an Arab who just walked pass me turned around,looked at me for a second,and started to follow me. Having being trained in survival training by the best KGB could offer, I immediately sensed that trouble was brewing up and yet I didnt take any precautions necessary. Before I knew it, the Arab throwed himself at me with lightning speed and brutal force and wrestled me to the ground. Taxis halted, and bystanders were shouting as they witness the spectacle unfold.Stunned, I took a careful look at the Arab and decided whether I should proceed to do any bodily harm to him(and most probably myself lol). But that wasnt necessary. Soon enough, the Arab starred at me without blinking as if he was attacked by a bout of Absence Seizure, and said to me(and maybe to himself) "MALIZI??",which means Malaysian,apparently realizing that he had just attacked an innocent and peaceful citizen of the global village. By that time,2 policemen who were patrolling a nearby hotel were already at the scene, and after they interrogated that Arab, they told me it was just a simple case of misidentification. The Arab wanted to catch a guy who did something bla bla bla.Nothing to worry about. Yeah right. And I continued my long journey home as if nothing happened. The guy who attacked me looks like a person with mental deficiency. In the words of the great Ajlouni Mafia Don Ayub Moumani:

"Acap,the probability of you getting attacked in Jordan by a retarded guy is like one in a thousand. I wish I was in your place!"

I want to write more,but think i wont.Coz im lazy.And i got tons of materiel to study for the next exam.Which will be on Saturday.See u guys later.Yalla bai